Pictures

Hrm, ok. So today was the first time that I've actually seen a full-body picture of myself and holy shit. I had no idea that I was that huge. Numbers on pants mean nothing to me, they never have ... but pictures say it all. I cannot believe that I am that rotund - I never would have imagined that I actually looked like I do. In all honesty I look like a ball with sausages sticking out while attempting to play the role of my legs. My arms, ha - they don't even fall straight - they actually bend out because of the excess around my mid-section. You can't even tell that I have a neck - everything just seems to blob together. A waist, um, what exactly is a waist supposed to look like because I sure as shit don't have one ... instead of a waist I have bulges and rolls. What did I do to myself?