You're Fired

Yes, that's right - you're fired. At least my body is fired. After doing the whole, eating right bit, my body has revolted and the scale has jumped five pounds in three days. Talk about bulking up. Ridiculous. Frustrating. Unbelievable, but alas, my weight is a frustrating, heart-stabbing leech that tries to suck the life out of my willpower. I refuse to let it win this time. This time, I shall prevail. This time I will win "King of the Mountain" and shove those damn cravings off the rock pile. Frustrating as all hell, but eventually this will pay off.